What it is:
A lightweight, kick ass dual phase facial oil that is not only lubricating but hydrating. Great for all skin tones. Yes, even you, oily skin.
What it does:
Think of it as lube for your face (yes, we went there).
Your skin needs hydration (water) and lubrication (oils) to be balanced and have a healthy glow. Water Oil marries oil and water together to create the most amazing facial oil you will have ever put on your face.
What’s in it for you?
When your skin just looks like you’ve made a lifetime of bad decisions and your skin looks tight and wrinkled, Water Oil will slap your face with a slippery good time. Your makeup will lay better, your skin will feel better and you can lie about your age (and people will actually believe you.)
Why you would use it:
When your face feels tight and no amount of moisturizer helps, Water Oil is the perfect supplement to Water Balm Skin Prep. You may even want to use it in your foundations to add a bit of extra emollience to get that glow that will blind your enemies.
It's also good when you find yourself is dry climates and cold winters. Even great after a day at the beach. Water Oil will delight you so much, once you get down to the last drop, you will be licking the bottle clean.
How You Use:
Add 1 pump to your palms and press together.
Press Water Oil into your skin.
Things You Need to Know:
Water Oil is a dual phase oil that will blow your mind. Not only is it fragrance free, it's the perfect amount of hydration and lubrication that makes you feel like you have a normal face.
When To Use:
For dry & combination skin:
Use AM & PM
For Oily Skin:
Use PM before bed.
How often to Use:
Daily
Key Ingredients You'll Love:
- Squalane (Derived from Olives)
- Sea Buckthorn Oil
- Japanese Camilla Oil
- Argan Oil
- Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil
- Avocado Oil
- Jojoba Seed Oil
- Glycine Soja Oil (Soybean Oil)
- Sesamum Indicum Oil (Sesame Seed Oil)
Full Ingredient List:
Water, Squalane, Cetyl Ethylhexoanoate, Dimethicone, Diphenylsiloxy Phenyl Trimethicone, Trimethylolpropane Triisostearate,Isotridecyl Isononanoate, Butylene Glycol, Onsen-Sui, Palmitoyl Tripeptide-5, Hippophae Rhamnoides Fruit Oil (Sea Buckthorn Oil), Camellia Japonica Seed Oil (Japanese Camellia Oil), Glycine Soja (Soybean) Oil,Argania Spinosa Kernel Oil (Argan Oil ), Oryza Sativa (Rice) Bran Oil, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Simmondsia Chinensis (Jojoba) Seed Oil, Sesamum Indicum (Sesame) Seed Oil, Prunus Mume Fruit Extract, Prunus Yedoensis Leaf Extract, Camellia Sinensis Leaft Extract, Coix Lacryma-Jobi Ma-Yuen Seed Extract (Job’s Tears), Citrus Junos Fruit Extract, Pentylene Glycol, Sodium Chloride, Sodium Citrate, Citric Acid, Tocopherol (Vitamin E), Ethylhexyglycerin, Pentasodium Pentetate, Glycerin, Hydrolyzed Soybean Extract, Phenoxyethanol
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WATER BALM
$ 49.00
The Basics
What it is:
A five in one multi-purpose moisturizer that does it all. Water Balm saves you time and saves your face. Water Balm is formulated without chemical color or fragrance.
What it does:
Hydrates, moisturizes, and smoothes your skin before makeup and before bed. It plumps fine lines, smooths your skin, reduces the appearance of pores and makes your face look like you’re wearing a photo filter in real life. Your skin will look like a wet dolphin for hours.
Water Balm uses this really cool technology, “Water Bead” technology. Inside Water Balm are tiny beads that contain your serum, toner, moisturizer and primer all in one. Leave it to Japan to create the really cool stuff. Look at you being the first of your friends to find the really cool stuff.
What’s in it for you?
You can’t seem to get out the door fast enough and little Tommy’s breakfast toast is sticking to the bottom of your shoe. Water Balm helps your skin look so good, your friends will be jealous. Water Balm will keep your skin comfortable for hours so while you’re out kicking ass and taking names, you’ll look damn good doing it. Think of it as your super power moisturizer to fight off evil and save the world.
Usage
Why you would use it:
You don’t have time to mess around, you’re a busy gal on the go. You need shit that works and you don’t have time to do 450 steps just to look like a normal human. You’re tired for products that over promise and under deliver. Water Balm will give you the confidence of great skin. Water Balm is so addicting, if you ever find yourself without it, profanities will blaze from of your mouth.
How You’ll Use it:
AM:
Because Japanese women know a thing or two about skin care, place a nickel size amount in the palm of your fingers. Tap together and lightly tap all over the face, then rub in evenly. Tapping breaks open the Water Beads and all the goodness is on your face. Let sit for 5-10 minutes before applying makeup. (Now may be a good time to have some coffee or tea) Apply makeup as usual.
PM:
Clean your makeup off with Japanese Cleansing Oil. Rinse Well. Apply Water Elixir on the skin, and your favorite serum. Then apply Water Oil if needed. Apply Eye Cream. Apply Water Balm Skin Prep as your final step. When you awake, you will look and feel like you had a facial treatment while you sleep. Look at you, being so good to yourself.
Things You Need to Know:
- Water Balm is addicting. Fear not, we are going to set up a subscription very soon.
- Water Balm is not Vegan. Contains a small amount of silk.
- Water Balm also contains a very small amount of egg, so if you’re allergic, it’s best to avoid it.
- Water Balm is not gluten free because it is made in a factory that makes products that has gluten ingredients. So use your best judgement.
- Water Balm also contains soy. So if you have a problem with soy, don’t use it.
- Water Balm contains a small amount of citrus.
- Water Balm is also great for damaged skin barriers
- Water Balm is generally tolerated well for rosacea prone skin. As usual your mileage may vary.
After continued use, you will start to discover all the ways you could use Water Balm and feel like a real jetsetter. Especially when you find out that Water Balm was your secret hero on that trip to the Caribbean when you got a little pink. Oops!
When To Use:
It feels so damn good, you will want to use it all day every day.
How often to Use:
Use it day and night. Without apologies. You deserve it.
Ingredients
Key Ingredients You'll Love:
Formulated with Japanese super food ingredients and 10 amino acids to keep your skin looking and feeling healthy.
Japanse Spring Water, Japanese Organic Rice, Silk, Soya Milk, Green Tea, Japanese Plum, Soybean.
Rich in amino acids & glycosphingolipids (plant based ceramide).
Formulated without:
Chemical color, fragrance, parabens and alcohol.
Full Ingredient List:
onsen-sui (JTN), butylene glycol, dimethicone, cetyl ethylhexanoate, rosa damascena flower water, glycerin, cyclopentasiloxane, dimethicone/PEG-10/15 crosspolymer, betaine, serine, vaccinium myrtillus fruit extract, saccharum officinarum (sugarcane) extract, sodium PCA, hydrolyzed silk, behenyl alcohol (fatty alcohol), sorbital, citrus limon (lemon) fruit extract, citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) fruit extract, oryza sativa (rice) lees extract, polyglyceryl-10 pentastearate, saxifraga sarmentosa extract, glycosphingolipids, ginkgo biloba leaf extract, acer saccharum (sugarmaple) extract, hydrolyzed rice extract, lactobacillus/soy milk ferment
sexApeel™ INSTANT EXFOLIATION SPRAY
$ 42.00
The Basics
What it is:
An easy to use spray that exfoliates the top layer of your skin from head to toe, instantly, right in front of your eyes. For real, grab your friends and do a show and tell at your next party. You'll be the star of the show!
What it does:
Instantly exfoliates your face and body with a quick sweep of the hands. Sexapeel™ is type of gommage that is popular in Korea and that leaves your skin free of all the nasty crusty flakes. You'll be a smooth operator.
What’s in it for you?
You’re running out of time because you don't know how to adult and you're sick of seeing you’re skin look like an old handbag. Just spray, rub and rinse away all the guilt and dead skin, behind closed doors. We won't tell.
You’ll be left with skin that is soft, smooth and ready to be touched.
Usage
Why you would use it: Don't you deserve some self care?
You're smart enough to know that makeup never looks good on dead, flaky skin and you refuse to use a photo filter on your selfies (ok maybe a little).
Maybe you would use it before self tanner, or before summer sandal season.
Maybe you would use it because when you take off black pants, it looks like a DNA crime scene. Maybe you would use it before you shave so you can feel smooth and sexy for that great outfit. Maybe your husband's bald head just needs needs a little help. Maybe because you’re looking for love in all the right places.
How You Use: Spray 6 inches from skin, but keep it out of your eyes and mouth. That won't be a good time. Use a back and forth motion on the skin until the product and skin start to slough off. Then rinse.
Things You Need to Know:
Listen, if it gets caught in your body hair, don't freak out. Just let it dry then flick away with a dry towel...then think about getting a wax, you hairy beast.
Hide sexApeel™ from your husband. He will steal it. A good place to hide it would probably be where you keep the cleaning supplies.
When To Use: When you feel dirty and gross. It’s like going to confession.
How often to Use: No more than twice a week on the face and one time a week if you have sensitive skin. For the body, use as often as you wish, within reason. Don’t be a dumb ass and use it more than once a day.
If your skin starts to burn, call the fire department and then stop using. For real though, stop using it if it causes you problems.
For the love of everything holy, do not use this on a small child. This isn’t recommended for anyone under 12. Use common sense.
Ingredients
Key Ingredients You'll Love: Apple fruit enzymes, lemon enzymes, kiwi enzymes, hyaluronic acid, mango seed oil, argan oil, glycolic acid.
Full Ingredient List:
water, butylene glycol, carbomer, citric acid, salvia officinalis (sage) leaf extract, pyrus malus (apple) fruit extract, citrus limon (lemon) fruit extract, actinidia chinensis (kiwi) fruit extract, sodium hyaluronate, hydrolyzed collagen, 3-O-ethyl ascorbic acid, mangifera indica (mango) seed oil, argania spinosa kernel oil, adansonia digitata seed oil, hamamelis, virginiana (witch hazel) extract, musa sapientum (banana) fruit extract, aloe barbadensis leaf extract, hydrolyzed viola tricolor extract, glycolic acid, sodium chloride, polyepsilon-lysine, disodium EDTA, fragrance
Sunscreen Alert
This product contains an alpha hydroxy acid (AHA) that may increase your skin's sensitivity to the sun and particularly the possibility of sunburn. Use a sunscreen and wear protective clothing. Limit sun exposure while using this product and 7 days afterwards.
- Use only as directed...I mean it. If it sounds like a bad idea, it probably is.
- For external use only, don't eat it or put it in your ears, or in your butt or in your hoo ha. I can't believe I have to tell people this, but I do.
- Keep away from eyes and lips
- Keep out of reach of children
Use all over your face and body. But not the naughty bits.
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JAPANESE CLEANSING OIL
$ 39.00
The Basics
What it is:
Using the latest Japanese innovation, Japanese Cleansing Oil is a makeup remover and facial cleanser in one.
What it does:
Cleanse your face in one easy step. JCO won't strip your skin. This beautiful cleanser helps your skin maintain it’s delicate skin barrier. Yes even you, oily skin gal, can use JCO. Not only will it clean your face quickly and easily, JCO makes you feel like you have your life together.
What’s in it for you?
It’s been a long day. All you want to do is crawl into your bed and binge on Netflix. Don’t let the guilt of sleeping with your makeup on make you feel like you are failing at life. JCO will get you to Netflix wonderland, faster. JCO takes your makeup off in 60 seconds or less and rinses off so easy, there will be nothing left on your face, except the look on your face that tomorrow is another day.
Usage
Why you would use it:
When you want an easy to use makeup remover and cleanser in one. When you want shit that works. You also don’t want an oil cleanser that leaves a residue on the face. Screw that!
How You Use:
Shake bottle, emulsifying oil and water, and get ready to purge all the bullshit from your life.
To remove makeup:
- Dispense 3-4 pumps into palms and massage into dry skin. Remove the drama that unfolded today.
- Massage gently until all dirt, oil, sunscreen, makeup and blood of your enemies is dissolved. Use an extra pump if you wear heavy or waterproof makeup or if the battle was extra tough today.
- Rinse thoroughly with lukewarm water (not hot). Watch the negative energy go down the drain. #peaceout
To cleanse a makeup free face:
- Dispense 2-3 pumps into palms and massage into dry skin.
- Massage gently until all makeup, dirt, oil are dissolved.
- Rinse thoroughly with lukewarm water (not hot)
- Tip: JCO feels so good to use with a Clarisonic. Try it.
Things You Need to Know:
- JCO has sugarcane & sake so it helps with pigmentation issues. Helps your skin look brighter. So if melasma is your enemy, JCO is ready for battle.
- JCO has Bergamot & Eucalyptus. Bergamot is mildly antiseptic, refreshing and anti inflammatory. Eucalyptus is antibacterial and anti inflammatory.
- JCO is not gluten free. Contains sorbitol derived from wheat.
- JCO’s gorgeous blush hue comes from pure cyanocobalamin, (a common form of B12), and cherry blossoms, that possesses a deep rose color. B-12 is an anti inflammatory.
When To Use:
When you need to remove your makeup and cleanse your skin in one step.
You can also use on makeup free skin for a clean feeling without over stripping your skin.
How often to Use:
Morning & Night & As Needed
Free Of: No chemical color. No chemical fragrance. No alcohol. No parabens.
Ingredients
Key Ingredients You'll Love:
Coconut Palm, Olive Oil, Rice Lees (Sake), Vitamin E, Italian Eucalyptus, Australian Bergamot. Cherry Blossom, Japanese Plum, Papaya, Soybean, Rice Lees (Sake) Sugarcane, Sugar Maple, Bilberry Extract, Lemon Extract, Orange Extract, Vitamin B-12, Organic Rice.
Full Ingredient List:
cetyl ethylhexanoate, caprylic/capric triglyceride, peg-7 glyceryl cocoate (coconut palm), butylene glycol, japanese spring water, prunus yedoensis leaf extract, camellia sinensis leaf extract, prunus mume fruit extract, hydrolyzed rice extract, papain, dextrin, glycine soja (soybean) seed extract, sodium pca, betaine, sorbitol, glycine,alanine,proline, serine,threonine,arginine, lysine,glutamic acid,oryza sativa (rice) lees extract,citrus junos fruit extract,dipotassium glycyrrhizate, vaccinium myrtillus fruit extract, saccharum officinarum (sugar cane) extract, acer saccharum (sugar maple ) extract, citrus limon (lemon) fruit extract, citrus aurantium dulcis (orange) fruit extract, cyanocobalamin, yuukari yu / eucalyptus,citrus aurantium bergamia (bergamot) fruit oil, olea europaea (olive) fruit oil, oryza sativa (rice) bran oil, tocopherol, phenoxyethanol.
