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sexApeel™ INSTANT EXFOLIATION SPRAY


  • What it is:
    
An easy to use spray that exfoliates the top layer of your skin from head to toe, instantly, right in front of your eyes. For real, grab your friends and do a show and tell at your next party. You'll be the star of the show! 


    What it does: 

    Instantly exfoliates your face and body with a quick sweep of the hands. sexApeel™ is type of gommage that is popular in Korea and that leaves your skin free of all the nasty crusty flakes. You'll be a smooth operator. 


    What’s in it for you? 

    You’re running out of time because you don't know how to adult and you're sick of seeing your skin look like an old handbag. Just spray, rub, and rinse away all the guilt and dead skin, behind closed doors. We won't tell.

    You’ll be left with skin that is soft, smooth, and ready to be touched. 



  • Why you would use it:
    
Don't you deserve some self care? 


    You're smart enough to know that makeup never looks good on dead, flaky skin and you refuse to use a photo filter on your selfies (ok maybe a little).

    Maybe you would use it before self tanner, or before summer sandal season.
    Maybe you would use it because when you take off black pants, it looks like a DNA crime scene. Maybe you would use it before you shave so you can feel smooth and sexy for that great outfit. Maybe your husband's bald head just needs a little help. Maybe because you’re looking for love in all the right places.

    How You Use:
    Spray 6 inches from skin, but keep it out of your eyes and mouth. That won't be a good time. Use a back and forth motion on the skin until the product and skin start to slough off. Then rinse.

    Things You Need to Know:
    Listen, if it gets caught in your body hair, don't freak out. Just let it dry, then flick away with a dry towel...then think about getting a wax, you hairy beast.

    Hide sexApeel™ from your husband. He will steal it. A good place to hide it would probably be where you keep the cleaning supplies.

    When To Use: When you feel dirty and gross. It’s like going to confession.

    How often to Use:No more than twice a week on the face and one time a week if you have sensitive skin. For the body, use as often as you wish, within reason. Don’t be a dumb ass and use it more than once a day.

    If your skin starts to burn, call the fire department and then stop using. For real though, stop using it if it causes you problems.

    For the love of everything holy, do not use this on a small child. This isn’t recommended for anyone under 12. Use common sense.

  • Key Ingredients You'll Love:
    Apple fruit enzymes, lemon enzymes, kiwi enzymes, hyaluronic acid, mango seed oil, argan oil, glycolic acid.

    Full Ingredient List:
    water, butylene glycol, carbomer, citric acid, salvia officinalis (sage) leaf extract, pyrus malus (apple) fruit extract, citrus limon (lemon) fruit extract, actinidia chinensis (kiwi) fruit extract, sodium hyaluronate, hydrolyzed collagen, 3-O-ethyl ascorbic acid, mangifera indica (mango) seed oil, argania spinosa kernel oil, adansonia digitata seed oil, hamamelis, virginiana (witch hazel) extract, musa sapientum (banana) fruit extract, aloe barbadensis leaf extract, hydrolyzed viola tricolor extract, glycolic acid, sodium chloride, polyepsilon-lysine, disodium EDTA, fragrance

  • This product contains an alpha hydroxy acid (AHA) that may increase your skin's sensitivity to the sun and particularly the possibility of sunburn. Use a sunscreen and wear protective clothing. Limit sun exposure while using this product and 7 days afterwards.

    • Use only as directed...I mean it. If it sounds like a bad idea, it probably is.
    • For external use only, don't eat it or put it in your ears, or in your butt or in your hoo ha. I can't believe I have to tell people this, but I do.
    • Keep away from eyes and lips.
    • Keep out of reach of children.

    Use all over your face and body. But not the naughty bits.

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